Judo Fan Gifts

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

I haven't earned any belt yet.

'You may now kick the bride.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

Karataoke

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Bob's a tool belt."

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

It doesn't get any better than this --- Tai Chi with chai tea!

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

"I am in training for the sales."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"