Judo Fanatic Gifts

Beware the Hand-To-Hand Wombat

Overjumpers

"Hugh fans!"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Woman Juggling Emojis

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'You folks enjoying the big top?'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Martial Arts

"Well, I'm not sure about all the rest of this, but you can't ride that unicycle on the roadway!"

'What did I tell you about getting caught on the ropes?'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

'I think my dieting may be getting out of hand.'

Attorney Punching Bag

Picasso at Cirque du Soleil

Godzilla vs. Himself.

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Pillow Fight Club men having fights with pillows in a secret underground club.

'I don't think his fists can take much more of the punishment your head's inflicting on them.'

'If you're a nun, where's your nunchucks?'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Karate.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Now showing, Deja Kung Foo! 'Those martial arts movies are all alike!'

Green Belt

'With Zen and judo and flower arranging, how do you find time to manufacture semiconductors?'