Judo Fan Mugs

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Hi-yah!"

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

'Remember me?'

"Full disclosure—I really need this hug."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Old Karate Master

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Bob's a tool belt."

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'He wanted to know if anyone had ever brought out a keep-fat video.'

"I am in training for the sales."

Martial arts and clumsiness.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Heads up ladies, Cluck Norris is in town.'

Because bubble wrap made it hard to sneak up on their targets, ninjas eventually switched to their familiar black outfits.

'Eat up son, or you won't grow to be big and fat, like your father.'

"No! Your dukes...Put up your dukes!"

"A ninja is silent as darkness, so-tippy-toes, people, tippy-toes!"