Judo Thrower Gifts

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Overjumpers

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

Old Karate Master

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Martial Arts

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"

Martial arts and clumsiness.

Knife-thrower.

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Karate.

'Who says you can't fight City Hall?'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Gym Paperboy.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

Green Belt

Throwing the syringe.

Acupuncture darts.