Discus Thrower Gifts

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

Dog fetches dice

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

Discus accidents.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Knife-thrower.

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Ventriloquist and dummies.

Throwing the syringe.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Javelin

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

Acupuncture darts.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

The man who could throw his voice.