Discus Throwing Gifts

Discus accidents.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Dog fetches dice

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"How'd it happen?

Graduate of 2021

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Knife-thrower.

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'Just a little off the top.'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Gym Paperboy.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

Circus Billy Blades

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Javelin

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Acupuncture darts.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Dog jumping to catch discus.

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

"John, how are you gonna Baptize me when you throw like a girl?"

'You must learn to let the discus go.'