Discus Throwing Gifts

Discus accidents.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

Dog fetches dice

Graduate of 2021

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Knife-thrower.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

'Just a little off the top.'

Go Back

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Gym Paperboy.

'Well, I'm AGAINST adding a course in business methods to the curriculum....

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

Javelin

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

Circus Billy Blades

Acupuncture darts.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

'Be honest Fred - you've had enough.'

Tantrum sex.

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

Dog jumping to catch discus.

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'