Discus Daredevil Gifts

Desert Island Discus

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

A smiling cyclist

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

YOLO vs YODO

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"Fancy a game of chicken?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

'Your husband started without me, didn't he?'

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'I tried it at home...'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

"I see you do all your own stunts."