Driving Daredevil Gifts

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

White Van Man Computer Game

Driving Instructor panicking.

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Safety - Driving.

Doctor - "I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trouseres... it's driving me nuts!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

'I suppose that means I failed?'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Endanger life responsibly.

"This is nothing. What's really scary is teaching your teenager to drive."

"Hello dear. . .how was your first day as a driving instructor?"

"A little less on the accelerator, Mr. Benton..."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Bob's Driving School.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

A smiling cyclist

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

"Fancy a game of chicken?"