Driving Daredevil Gifts

'We may need to work on your emergency stop.'

"Accelerate forward into that brick wall."

White Van Man Computer Game

Driving Instructor panicking.

'No, you don't get extra credit for a creative parking technique!'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

Safety - Driving.

Doctor - "I've got a steering wheel stuck down my trouseres... it's driving me nuts!"

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

No U (Ewe) Turn: But she did, leading to a twenty car pileup that snarled beltway traffic for four and a half hours.

'I suppose that means I failed?'

'Brakes! I said brakes ,Miss Medley. Unfortunately we don't have an anchor.'

'Scooter driving school' "Mirror, Mirror, Mirror..."

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

Endanger life responsibly.

"This is nothing. What's really scary is teaching your teenager to drive."

"Hello dear. . .how was your first day as a driving instructor?"

"A little less on the accelerator, Mr. Benton..."

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Bob's Driving School.

YOLO vs YODO

A smiling cyclist

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

'Helen, you're the team leader, why don't you jump first?'

'Let's try it once without the parachute.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Coulda, woulda, and definitely shoulda.'

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."