Discus Enthusiast Gifts

'You must learn to let the discus go.'

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"At least we agree to disagree."

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

"What's your occupation?"

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Circus Act

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."