Discus Thrower T-Shirts

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

Dog fetches dice

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

WHOA! Another 6! Erm...what's that mean?

Ventriloquist's Doll also has a Doll.

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

Discus accidents.

Knife-thrower.

'Dad says you can throw your voice. Toss it here.'

At the school of ventriloquism.

'Come on! haven't you anything else to do?' 'There's always darts'

'If she's that upset about the football match we're playing in this afternoon, what's she going to be like when she hears about the darts match this evening?'

'Take it from someone with experience. . . you can't go throwing tantrums until you've at least tossed a few.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

'Her special Talent is sulking.'

Throwing the syringe.

Ventriloquist and dummies.

'I came for the $1.99 seafood buffet--I'm staying for the restrooms.'

Javelin

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Acupuncture darts.

Before Pillows.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

The man who could throw his voice.

'I told you to keep your mouth shut.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'