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Dog jumping to catch discus.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"Bonk!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

'What a control freak!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

You Know You're Old When...

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

Get well. Get down.

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."