Discus Devotee Pillows

Dog jumping to catch discus.

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Dialogue

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Bonk!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

Turkey to human dictionary - 'Quiet!!! You don't realize what you're saying!'

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Owls

'What a control freak!'

'You know me, I'm a problem solver. I listen. I flirt with understanding. I move on.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

You Know You're Old When...

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"And if you look to the right you'll see what happens if you disrupt my class."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Lars, do have that CD I lent you? It got stuck in the CD player. I think it's a herniated disc.

"I try to get a head start on them."

'You know, sometimes I find it pretty hard to imagine these will be the ‘good old days.''

'Tell me about it, buddy... I completely understand where you're coming from.'

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

Give Thanks.

Man to lady: 'Prisons are overcrowded, so we're seeing more sentences of timeout instead.'

Get well. Get down.

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."