Javelin Throwers Gifts

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Knife-thrower.

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Fetching the Ball

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Javelin

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Throwing the syringe.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

British Summertime

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Javelin Injury.

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

"I see good things in your future."

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'