Javelin Aficionado Gifts

Javelin Injury.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

Juggler and Illusionist

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Extra Long-jump

I Heart Juggling

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Jelly I.V.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

balanced life

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

Niccolo Paganini

San's old dog with old tricks.

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Builders fighting over projects.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.

Juggling percentages.