Javelin Thrower Gifts

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Throwing the syringe.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

Knife-thrower.

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Javelin

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

British Summertime

Javelin Injury.

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"I see good things in your future."

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

'Did you put these knives through the dishwasher?'