Javelin Enthusiast Gifts

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"I forgot to let go."

Indians attack

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Jungle Games

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Jelly I.V.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

No juggling allowed.

"Tarzan no want computer."