Javelin Enthusiast Prints

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"I forgot to let go."

Indians attack

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Juggler and Illusionist

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Jungle Games

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Tarzan no want computer."

"I really wanted to get you off but I didn't want to make a mockery of Justice."

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

Bear Juggling Penguins.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'