Javelin Thrower Prints

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Throwing the syringe.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

Dog joins another to run after a ball.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"Yes, they've hired a professional dog-walker! Frankly, I would have preferred a dog-runner or at least a ball or stick thrower..."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Knife-thrower.

"That's his idea of multi-tasking."

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Javelin

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

"Apparently, captain, he thinks we're a frisbee!"

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Before Pillows.

"That should keep him off our backs for a while."

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

British Summertime

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Javelin Injury.

"I see good things in your future."

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'

'Too many years as a knife thrower's assistant.'