Javelin Coach Gifts

Javelin

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

Violin Practise

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Violin Player

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Mozart with a violin case.

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Centaur Sprinter

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Fitness Course.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

The violin lesson

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

Track runner running out of track

Join me in a beer?

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

Throwing the syringe.

The job interview took an odd turn.

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'He destroyed his inner balance! ... Get the yoga coach!'