Javelin Coach Mugs

Javelin

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Violin Practise

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Violin Player

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Mozart with a violin case.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

Centaur Sprinter

Fitness Course.

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

The violin lesson

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"That's impressive, but I asked you to roll over."

'Two years of music in high schol, four years at Julliard, one year with maestro Giovanni Cavollo. Thre more years studying composing at Surbonne. All that...for this!'

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

Lance Armstrong: the later years.

'This new gymnastics coach kind of gives me the creeps.'

Join me in a beer?

Track runner running out of track

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

"Your track coach expects a speedy recovery."

Throwing the syringe.

'Tortoise beats Hare...subject to performance enhancing drug test results.'

The job interview took an odd turn.

"I understand your concern, but 'You can't lose face if you don't run the race' isn't the competitive spirit we're looking for here on the track team."

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'