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Javelin Injury.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

Juggler and Illusionist

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

Circus

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Extra Long-jump

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Jelly I.V.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

"I'm more concerned about the two bowlfuls of jelly you apparently sit on the rest of the year."

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I think we're losing 'em."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

balanced life

Niccolo Paganini

Cafe Jelly, Set Lunch

3. Proceed cautiously in the practice of yoga, as mistakes are hard to undo. 4. When jogging, watch your step. Too much steady pounding can result in a loosening of your internal organs and their slippage into one of your legs.

"How about that! Wanda, you also landed on cheese."

San's old dog with old tricks.

Builders fighting over projects.

Apricot flavoured traffic 'jam'...on toast.

Juggling percentages.

Back to the '80s: Pumping up the jam.