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"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

"Musn't fetch...musn't fetch..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Javelin Rocket.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

Orchestra.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Music downloads

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Antonio Vivaldi

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Violin Practise

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

Covid Music

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Violin Player

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

No Bruch!

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Mozart with a violin case.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Happy Violinist

"Well it looks like we're all here."

First Violin Recital.

Occupational Hazards.

Hacksaw Violin.

Man practising the violin.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

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