Javelin Jester T-Shirts

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"She just takes things too seriously in our relationship."

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Women in a cross country race

"#notguilty."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Yawning barristers in court

Elephants never scared me. I once chased three of them into the river/I was able - before I lost my teeth - to bite a crocodile's tail right off / I'll never forget the time I roared so loud, twenty or maybe thirty monkeys fell right out of the tree.

Tennis ball girl.

A baby in court

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Crow and fox

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'Your Honor, we've decided to go with the inanity defense...'

'He started it!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"