Javelin Pillows

"Not to diminish what you've achieved in the last eighteen months of training, but it appears that the javelin roll is not an Olympic sport."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Le javelot pour bûcheron.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

"Musn't fetch...musn't fetch..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Javelin Rocket.

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

Orchestra.

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

Music downloads

Antonio Vivaldi

Violin Practise

May your Christmas be full of harmony

'Thank you, Leo. Nothing like a roar to get us going in the morning.'

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Violin Player

Covid Music

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

One-man band rehearsal.

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

No Bruch!

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

'Whenever I want to cut my lesson short, I ask the music teacher if she has any hip-hop music for the violin.'

Mozart with a violin case.

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"Well it looks like we're all here."

Happy Violinist

Hacksaw Violin.

"And here's one I made up called 'Mama's Last Nerve.'"

First Violin Recital.

WANTED The Strad Cad