Javelin Throwing T-Shirts

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

Javelin

Good Year Blimp.

The javelin must be around here somewhere.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Robot Jogger

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Tired of fetching?'

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

Fetch the Boomerang

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Discus accidents.

Knife-thrower.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Gym Paperboy.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Throwing the syringe.

Circus Billy Blades

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

Before Pillows.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Javelin Injury.

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower