Javelin Throwing T-Shirts

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

"I hate the Olympics, especially the Javelin."

Javelin

Good Year Blimp.

The javelin must be around here somewhere.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

'Tired of fetching?'

Fetch the Boomerang

"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."

"How's my wife doing in the discus tryouts? I can tell you that, at home, she's hell on wheels with saucers and plates."

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Discus accidents.

Knife-thrower.

The Neighborhood at a Glance

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.

Circus Billy Blades

Throwing the syringe.

"Throwing a knife pretty well is a long way from being a surgeon."

Gym Paperboy.

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'Hmm, you assistant is over here.'

'Now this time, just for the heck of it, try releasing that sucker a little sooner,'

Before Pillows.

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

'Just one more thing, I'd better make a note of your blood group.'

'For goodness sake, why don't you take him to a hairdresser like any normal father would?!!'

Javelin Injury.

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'I'm taking you off the javelin - you throw it way too high!'

"That's excellent! Next week we'll do 'letting go'."

'A couple from the circus just moved into the flat next door!'