Martial Arts Instructor Gifts

Old Karate Master

Tony's online class in kung fu develops a sudden snag...

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I think I'm getting the hang of it now!'

Karate School.

"Hi-yah!"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Overjumpers

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

"Can I show you what I learned in self-defence school?"

Penguin Kwon Do's motto: 'All fight - No flight'

"Gracie, get out of my room! Must I remind you that I am a martial artist in training?"

Modern Self Defense

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Sword Fight

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"I'll need a volunteer for this next move."

"I warned him that I was a green belt in karate, then he warned me that he was a black belt!"

'Sir, as a communications expert, I know how to handle problematic people. Sometimes it's enough to tell them that I'm an expert in martial arts too.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Watch it, Clem. He knowns marshal arts.'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

'We've exhausted all other strategies to avoid the buyout, Dennis. This is where we rely on your expertise in martial arts.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

I think you've got the hang of peng now...but you may want to start contracting before we run out of room...

Joe posthumously advances to the next rank...

'I want to learn enough to be able to break off a section of a Hershey bar.'

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"Remedial Karate"