Military Instructor Gifts

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

"I've got it now... Load, clear, then fire"

Obedience School. He won't follow the chain of command.

"The 'well-regulated' part takes all the fun out of being in a militia."

Aware of the Crisis.

Volunteers training with rifles

Military Intelligence

'It was the new kid in our signal corps who caused this problem.'

Sign on back of tank asks: How's My Driving?

Gentlemen This Is Your Phrase For The Day.

'Get down and give me twenty, recruit!'

Extreme camouflage

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Overjumpers

Servicemen.

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

Kirsten Johnson

'Leadership training.'

Old Karate Master

Golf lessons

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'