Military Instructor T-Shirts

Now I cannot overstress the importance of order here!

"I've got it now... Load, clear, then fire"

"The 'well-regulated' part takes all the fun out of being in a militia."

Aware of the Crisis.

Volunteers training with rifles

Military Intelligence

'It was the new kid in our signal corps who caused this problem.'

Sign on back of tank asks: How's My Driving?

Gentlemen This Is Your Phrase For The Day.

Extreme camouflage

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Overjumpers

Servicemen.

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The best PE teacher in the World.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Kirsten Johnson

Old Karate Master

Golf lessons

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

A Rifle Competition in the North

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."