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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Overjumpers

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Servicemen.

On the back of the t-shirt...

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Exercise Bars

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Kirsten Johnson

Old Karate Master

Golf lessons

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.