Military Instructors T-Shirts

"I'm your camouflage instructor."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Overjumpers

On the back of the t-shirt...

Servicemen.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

WW2 fighter pilot with emoji kills

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

The best PE teacher in the World.

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

The trim reaper

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Exercise Bars

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Kirsten Johnson

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

'Leadership training.'

Old Karate Master

Golf lessons

Working out in the gym,

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'