Weapons Instructor Gifts

Soldier holding a bazooka backwards.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Old Karate Master

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Bullets seem like overkill. What if I shot him with staples?"

"I'm using a silencer!"

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

Stun-gun target practice.

Actualities - Dream of the inventor of the needle-gun on All Souls' Day

"For extra protection, this one is armed with a tiny gun of its own."

"He'll never be good enough to snatch this pebble from my hand."

"Listen to your inner voice...unless it tells you not to listen to me."

Karate School.

'I don't know if I could really do that to a man.'

'Wow, I'll earn my black belt in no time.'

How NOT to solve the problem of 'floating elbow' in your taiji

Target practice

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

"Dang! This guy's good!"

Penguin Kwon Do's motto: 'All fight - No flight'

The New Weapon of Mass Destruction.