Army Instructor Gifts

Our manoeuvers

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Swimming Prankster

Kirsten Johnson

Old Karate Master

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"This is a teaching hospital."

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Remedial Karate"

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.