Army Instructor Pillows

Our manoeuvers

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Pool attached to child's bed.

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Swimming Prankster

Kirsten Johnson

'Leadership training.'

Old Karate Master

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

Dept. of Engineering. It's a well-written paper, but a "gyroscope" is not a device for looking at tiny Greek sandwiches.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

2 + 2 = 4. 2 x 2 = 4. Oh, I get it! It's a Zen thing!

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

University. I never really understood geometry until the instructor brought up pizzas.

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'There's one app we can't give you ... aptitude.'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Professor Isaac goes off on another tangent.

"This is a teaching hospital."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

"Remedial Karate"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.