'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'
Armed Forces Trainer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for an armed forces trainer? Our collection features witty and appreciative items perfect for inspiring, thanking, or celebrating someone guiding the next generation of servicemen and women. Whether it's for a special occasion or just to show your support, find products that honor their service and dedication.
'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'
"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"
"You do realize you can't take that one home."
Life with a professional baseball catcher.
"Quick, start the car!"
I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.
"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."
"Any questions?"
"Houston - you will Not believe this!"
'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'
'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'
"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"
"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."
"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."
How to deliver a successful presentation.
"Any questions?"
'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'
'He's not supposed to go out.'
Litter Tray Training
"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"
"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."
Cat Show
Funky Facts: Monkeys.
'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'
"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."
Hanging off every word...
'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'
Quality Control
"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."
"Just go with the workflow."
"The GOOD news is that 94 people want to attend the leadership training, the bad news is that 64 of them want to change the venue, 56 the time and 45 want to be course leader."
A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.
Targets.
"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."
Armed Forces Trainer Gifts Collection
Armed Forces Trainer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that salute armed forces trainers, designed to make their coffee breaks a little more special.
Armed Forces Trainer Pillows
Check out our selection of pillows featuring designs that celebrate armed forces trainers and their vital role.
Armed Forces Trainer Prints
Browse prints that commemorate the dedication of armed forces trainers, adding character and inspiration to any space.
Armed Forces Trainer T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that honor armed forces trainers with humorous or proud slogans, perfect for casual wear or team events.