Personnel Trainer Gifts

'He's not finished his 'effective supervision' training yet.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

"Any questions?"

Be Healthy

Muscles

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'You need to stay away from the pie in the sky.'