Astronaut Trainer Gifts

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Any questions?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"You left this on our ship."

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

Boptimism

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'