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"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"We've made great progress!"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Why won't you teach us how to handle complaints?"

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Alien David statue

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"You left this on our ship."

"Any questions?"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."