Astronaut Training Gifts

Life in the fastest lane.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"You left this on our ship."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

"I used to want to be an astronaut, but now I think I'd rather be a billionaire space tourist."

"Not now, Oliver."

Marry me astronaut

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."