Astronaut Training Gifts

Life in the fastest lane.

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"We've made great progress!"

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

Alien David statue

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston, we have a problem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

"Good Lord! Life on Mars...adorable life on Mars!"

"You left this on our ship."

'Uhhh... Houston, we have a problem.'

Head over Hooves

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

High-gravity baseball

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

Boptimism

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Why can't you admit you're lost?'

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Not now, Oliver."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

How did THAT get there? Wash me.