Shooting Instructor Gifts

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

"Are you sure? He looks harmless."

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Mexican Jumping Balls.

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Finally! There comes my most important man!

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

'Don't move.'

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'The penguin is upset...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

The Golf Gremlin.

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Excuse me, Professor Hippocrates...but when do we learn how to hit out of bunkers?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'