Shooting Instructor Mugs

"He's not moving. I think he's dead already."

"Looks like your rock cakes are a big hit this year, dear...."

Yeah, maybe replacing the clay pigeons with clay big game wasn't smart.

"Are you sure? He looks harmless."

"I'm waiting fro him to draw first."

Knight Golfing

"Hope you don't mind, but I can't find my little hammer."

I think you're ace

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

Mexican Jumping Balls.

"So, how was your day at work, Dear?"

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

And if the ball is completely unplayable...

Finally! There comes my most important man!

'No,silly-I asked for a sand WEDGE!'

For sale - Used only Once.

"If anyone rings tell them I'm on a course."

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

'Don't move.'

'The penguin is upset...'

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

The Golf Gremlin.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

Tired Woods

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Club House. An eighty dollar green fee! -- I haven't even teed-off yet and I'm already in the hole!

Posh man taking his dog clay pigeon shooting