Martial Arts Coach Gifts

Chi Kick

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Overjumpers

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I AM at my usual position."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Women's Martial Arts Center

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

'You may now kick the bride.'

The Other Cooperstown

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'