Martial Arts Coach Pillows

Chi Kick

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Overjumpers

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"I AM at my usual position."

"Ninja bread men"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

Personal conker trainer.

'Remember me?'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Let's go over our secret play.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."