Karate Coach Gifts

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Smite him, my son!"

Martial Arts

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Remedial Karate"