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'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"No no, I said sit!!"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

Trainer: I'll warn you now Johnny, don't underestimate this guy. If he gets you into a corner, he'll clean you up.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'He's a bit confused after that last round.'

"Don't tell coach about this- he doesn't want us to be friends."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'He has some unresolved issues.'

"Smite him, my son!"

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'