Karate Teacher T-Shirts

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

"Hi-yah!"

Overjumpers

Sign on Door at Karate School For When Door is Locked

The Karate Master

'Him...? Oh, that's the Carrotty Kid...'

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

Martial Arts

'Is that enough peace on earth, Miss? I've got my tuba lesson in ten minutes and kickboxing at six...'

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

"Ohhh... He's out all right!"