Karate Champion T-Shirts

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Women's Martial Arts Center

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Happy Turkey Day!

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Not much money, glory, or praise

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

Martial Arts

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'Watch it, I'm a black belt.'

'I suppose this means I'll have to find someone else to practice my karate on.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'