Karate King T-Shirts

"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

Freddie Mercury

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Mod Kwan Doh

Old Karate Master

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

The Karate Kitten.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Rod Stewart