Karate King Prints

"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Women's Martial Arts Center

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'You may now kick the bride.'

Mod Kwan Doh

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

Rod Stewart