"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
Karate King Gifts
Looking for a gift for your karate king? Our collection features humorously crafted products that honor their martial arts prowess. Perfect for training days or just showing appreciation for their discipline and dedication. Whether it’s a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print, these items will add a humorous and heartfelt touch to their space or wardrobe, celebrating their mastery with a playful twist.
Overjumpers
"Hi-yah!"
"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."
"Ninja bread men"
Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.
"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"
Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
Women's Martial Arts Center
...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove
Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.
'Remember me?'
Freddie Mercury
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
'You may now kick the bride.'
'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'
'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'
Martial Arts
"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."
Mod Kwan Doh
Old Karate Master
Robbie Williams
Karaoke night.
"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."
"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."
The Karate Kitten.
X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.
Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke
'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'
The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)
"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"
A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half
"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"
Rod Stewart
Karate King Gifts Collection
Karate King Mugs
Explore our collection of karate king mugs—fun, functional, and perfect for any martial arts enthusiast who loves a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Karate King Pillows
Check out our karate king pillows—bring humor and personality to their living space with these playful, martial arts-inspired designs.
Karate King Prints
Browse our karate king prints—ideal for decorating their training space or home, adding a touch of humor and martial arts pride.
Karate King T-Shirts
Discover our karate king T-shirts—comfortable, witty, and designed to showcase their martial arts pride and humor all in one.