Karate Kicker Gifts

Life hasn't been the same since Mum took up taekwondo!

Ballerina Vs. Martial Artist

'I want a perfume that will overpower a man. I'm tired of karate!'

'Mr Thurber, come at me like you're going to sexually harass me!'

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"Ninja bread men"

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Women's Martial Arts Center

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Mod Kwan Doh

Martial Arts

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

"And what if the assailant comes at you from inside your own head."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Martial Arts

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

"Remedial Karate"

"Three more classes and I get my belt."