Karate Champion Gifts

"Daddy, why do you always insist on wearing your karate suit when you meet any of my new boyfriends?!"

Overjumpers

"Hi-yah!"

"It started with a mutual interest in martial arts and developed into an interest in marital arts."

"Ninja bread men"

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Women's Martial Arts Center

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'Remember me?'

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

Happy Turkey Day!

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Martial Arts

Mod Kwan Doh

Not much money, glory, or praise

Old Karate Master

"Today you will learn the 'Paper Cut' technique."

The Karate Kitten.

"Is this something that could hold till Monday, Chris?"

"Billy is turning out to be quite the little artist."

A martial arts student saws a block of wood in half

'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'

"What did I tell you about practicing on the cat?"

"Use your words, Jefferson! Not a roundhouse to the face!"

"Can you spare a few bricks ... I'm learning Karate."

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

"Three more classes and I get my belt."

"Remedial Karate"

Martial Arts

'Instead of a black belt, some of our older students, like Mr. Mertz here, prefer the black suspenders.'

'I thought you were supposed to break the wood with your hand, not the other way around.'

'... And as soon as I get out of here, I'm going back to that karate school to demand a full refund!'

"I'll let you ticket this one, Mick."